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VINO COLLAPSO (Jones)

All the presents are wrapped
All the cards have been sent
There’s enough food to feed the whole street
The decorations
Are out of the attic
And the tree makes the whole scene complete

Found the jolly jumper
My sister bought me
Two sizes too small but who cares
As the carols ring out
And the bells chime
I grab the wine box from under the stairs

It’s time for…
Vino collapso
Maybe, perhaps so
Though it’s not even mid-day
Vino collapso
Champagne or schnapps no
I’m gonna just slurp away
At this here…
Vino Collapso
The telly’s crap so
I’ll raise a glass of good cheer
To vino collapso
Go doolally flap oh
I love this time of the year

The dinner is ruined
The rows are beginning
And I am three sheets to the wind
Nobody likes
The gifts they’ve been given
And most of the food has been binned

The fun party games
Has led to pure carnage
It’s all ending up in more tears
So, I declare
‘Let’s all have a refill’
Ans everyone says, ‘Great idea!’

It’s time for…
Vino collapso
Maybe, perhaps so
Rescue what’s left of the day
Vino collapso
Champagne or schnapps no
We’re gonna just slurp away
At this here…
Vino Collapso
The telly’s crap so
We’ll raise a glass of good cheer
To vino collapso
Go doolally flap oh
We love this time of the year
Vino collapso
Go doolally flap oh
We love this time of the year

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from All Round For Christmas, track released December 6, 2021
Parkdale Productions

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